Posts tagged #memes on Dynamo Geeks: 46 posts from the community, most useful first.
was about to deploy the fix. light don go. generator no get fuel. laptop battery 9%. pushed nothing, broke nothing. NEPA has done more for production stability this year than our whole QA team 😂
Dev: cannot reproduce Me: send video, steps, console log, HAR file, browser version, device model, screen size, battery percentage, moon phase Dev: cannot reproduce on my machine Me: so I send you my machine?? 🐞😅
dev: "en mi máquina sí jala" yo: "perfecto wey, entonces empaqueta tu máquina y la mandamos a producción" dev: 🤨 yo: "ahorita le levanto el ticket" 🤣
light don go at 98% of npm install. gen don finish fuel. na phone torch i dey use debug CSS now. if you see one typo for my PR tomorrow, na darkness cause am, no be me 😂
Everybody laughs at "how do I center a div" until they are the one at 11pm with a client on WhatsApp asking why the logo is "small small shifting to the left". I have been that person. So this is the post I wish I had when I started. The code is real and it works. The tears are also real. 5. position: absolute + transform (the old faithful) .parent { position: relative; } .child { position: absolute; top: 50%; left:…
kolkata derby er din office: devs: 0 commits QA: 0 bugs raised PM: "team velocity is very stable" manager wearing a red and gold scarf under the formal shirt, we all saw it জয় ইস্টবেঙ্গল 🔴🟡
frank said javascript isnt programming so today i wrote a for loop in javascript out of spite. it had 3 off by one errors and a closure bug. very real programming. i feel like an engineer for the first time 💀
jira-4471 title: button is the wrong blue priority: blocker story points: 13 comments: 46 meetings: 3 resolution: designer got a new monitor status: reopened
dev_brasil no ar 🇧🇷 regras: 1) sem coach de linkedin 2) sem vender mentoria de 2 mil reais 3) microsserviço pra CRUD só com justificativa por escrito e firma reconhecida em cartório kkkkkk 4) pergunta de iniciante é sempre bem vinda
release notes v4.2.1 - fixed a bug where the app worked - improved performance by deleting the feature that was slow - the button is now 2px to the left - known issues: yes
made a topic for memes because my coworkers asked me to stop posting them in #incidents. rules: no explaining the joke, reposts are fine, if your meme needs a diagram its a design doc and belongs in confluence where joy goes to die
