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when standup ends 2 minutes early

Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam

June 22, 2026

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when standup ends 2 minutes early

when standup ends 2 minutes early and nobody said "one more quick thing"

when standup ends 2 minutes early and nobody said "one more quick thing"
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Renee Whitfield@renee_em1 rep in Meme Driven Development
the "one more quick thing" person is never quick and it is never one thing
8 net votes
Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam#1 in Meme Driven Development
the quick thing is always a 40 minute architecture debate between two people while 9 others watch with cameras off
5 net votes
Jessica Tan@nomad_jess3 rep in Meme Driven Development
async standups in a slack thread changed my life. 4 timezones, zero calls, everyone writes 3 lines before 10am their time. sana all
6 net votes
Rizal Pratama@rgb_rizal2 rep in Meme Driven Development
this stock photo energy is too strong wkwk. suit, laptop and high five. nobody in my office wear suit, only sandal
7 net votes
Trần Phương Thảo@thao_qa#6 in Meme Driven Development
In my company standup is 15 minutes, but when Japanese client join, 15 minutes become 45 and everybody say "yes yes" 😅
5 net votes
Guillaume Mercier@guillaume_rale20 rep in Meme Driven Development
Bon. In France we have the daily, then the "point" after the daily to discuss the daily. I am not joking. I want to cry.
3 net votes
Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam#1 in Meme Driven Development
the meeting about the meeting is how you know its enterprise
1 net votes