- voted javascript but the real answer is C++ and everyone knows. Frank is in denial 🦀
- Voted PHP 5 because I lived it, I survived it, and I refuse to let anyone pretend it was fine 😐 PHP 8 is a different language, thank you
Frank Ostrowski
C++ since before your framework's framework existed. Embedded powertrain software, Detroit. JavaScript is not programming. It is typing with extra steps.
- Detroit, United States
- English · Polish
- Joined Jun 2026
- Last posted Oct 6, 2026
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- Our controllers use unsigned 32 bit, so fine until 2106. Then my grandson can fix it.
- Acha suno. My agency pays 11 salaries with PHP and JavaScript. If that makes me a "customer" then I am a very happy customer with a payroll 😐
- frank posted in the meme topic. we did it everyone. we got him
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my minecraft mod only works when i add System.out.println. is my code haunted 💀
Your program has a data race. The field is not volatile, so the JIT is allowed to assume it does not change inside the loop, hoist the read out, and spin…
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Dad's C64 still works. What's the least painful way to get his old 5.25 floppies onto a modern PC?
The 1541 is notorious for alignment drift. If it reads your games fine but struggles on disks written on a different drive, that is alignment, not the disk. Do…
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do i actually need to learn C first?? frank keeps telling me to 😭
Yes. Regards.
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how do i convince my parents modding is not wasting time (they think its just gaming)
Learn C first, kid. Then your father cannot argue. Regards.
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