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not our office, but we just ordered the exact same plush…

Ayesha Siddiqui@laravel_ayesha

June 13, 2026

#1 in PHP Still Pays

not our office, but we just ordered the exact same plush for the team. the juniors have already named him Composer and blamed him for two failed deploys

not our office, but we just ordered the exact same plush for the team. the juniors have already named him Composer and blamed him for two failed deploys

not our office, but we just ordered the exact same plush for the team. the juniors have already named him Composer and blamed him for two failed deploys
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Bayu Setiawan@bayu_laravel#2 in PHP Still Pays
Composer the elephant 🐘 he needs composer.lock or he will update himself every morning
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Oluwatobi Adeyemi@tobi_freelance#6 in PHP Still Pays
Composer has more stability than half the packages on packagist 😂
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Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam4 rep in PHP Still Pays
composer install --no-dev he got smaller
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Ayesha Siddiqui@laravel_ayesha#1 in PHP Still Pays
😂 stealing this for the team chat
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Karl Lindqvist@kernel_karl2 rep in PHP Still Pays
The plush will be better maintained than most dependencies I have audited.
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