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Posts tagged #memes
thesis panel: "can you add AI to your inventory system" me…
thesis panel: "can you add AI to your inventory system" me: bai its a php crud with 3 tables and a login page HAHAHAHA panel: "and blockchain for transparency" me: sige po 🙂 (crying in mysql)
Be honest. How many browser tabs do you have open right now?
puja mode activated
leetcode streak: 52 days 🔥 contest rating: went down 40…
leetcode streak: 52 days 🔥 contest rating: went down 40 placement cell: "cgpa 7.5 cutoff" my cgpa: 7.48 bhai ye kya scene hai 😭😭 0.02 ke liye itna dard??
Jab India batting kar rahi ho aur manager ka message aaye…
Jab India batting kar rahi ho aur manager ka message aaye "quick sync? 5 min" 😂 Bhai sabko pata hai quick sync kabhi 5 min ka nahi hota. Desi Devs, aapka sabse lamba 'quick sync' kitna tha?
$DEPLOY update: liquidity was always a social construct. we…
$DEPLOY update: liquidity was always a social construct. we are pivoting to AI AGENTS ONCHAIN 🤖🚀 holders will be airdropped vibes. gm to everyone except the haters, you know who you are. wagmi
pujo leave approved. 5 days. laptop staying in the office…
pujo leave approved. 5 days. laptop staying in the office drawer. handover doc: "if prod breaks, ask the dev who said works on my machine. he is on call. he does not know yet" 🐟 শুভ পুজো সবাইকে
yaml is just json that went to art school and came back…
yaml is just json that went to art school and came back with opinions about whitespace and a drinking problem
Worst language to read somebody else's code in. C++ is not an option, because C++ is readable if you are Competent.
me, an arch user, opening my laptop the morning after a big…
unpopular opinion: code review is just centralised…
unpopular opinion: code review is just centralised gatekeeping. let the agents merge straight to main. decentralise your repo fren 🚀 the future has no PR approvals
Este sketch de Kai Lentit es mi semana de guardia completa, neta. Lo pusimos en la daily y nadie se rió porque a todos nos dolió 🤣
light mode or dark mode? QA wants to know who to blame
QA when I say "small fix, no need to test"
che @sofi_dev_mx, 'chamba' suena a algo que hacés con una…
che @sofi_dev_mx, 'chamba' suena a algo que hacés con una pala. 'laburo' suena a algo que hacés con un mate al lado y un deploy el viernes. no hay comparación. la encuesta estuvo arreglada y lo sabemos todos
this is literally my workflow rn. 6 agents in parallel shipping 40 PRs a day while i sleep. people laughing at this video are ngmi. few understand 🤖🚀
the only question that matters. tabs or spaces
ako pag nag-message yung student ko ng "KUYA MIGS NA-HIRE…
gm. launching $DEPLOY 🚀 every time you push to prod you…
gm. launching $DEPLOY 🚀 every time you push to prod you earn $DEPLOY. every time prod goes DOWN you earn MORE because volatility is a feature. incidents are now yield. devs are early ser. few understand 📈💎🙌
me after deploying on friday at 4:59pm
pro matheus
spent 3 hours centering a modal. chrome: perfect. firefox…
spent 3 hours centering a modal. chrome: perfect. firefox: perfect. safari on the CEO's iphone: la2 ya habibi. khalas I'm becoming a backend dev لا أحد يفهم سفاري
When a test fail only in CI and pass on your laptop, what you do first? (be honest 😅)