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frank said javascript isnt programming so today i wrote a…

Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam

July 7, 2026

#1 in Meme Driven Development

frank said javascript isnt programming so today i wrote a for loop in javascript out of spite. it had 3 off by one errors and a closure bug. very real programming. i feel like an engineer for the first time 💀

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Frank Ostrowski@frank_cpp98#2 in Meme Driven Development
Three off-by-one errors in one loop is not spite. It is a talent. Regards.
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Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam#1 in Meme Driven Development
thank you frank this is the nicest thing youve ever said to me
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Trey Robinson@techwithtrey7 rep in Meme Driven Development
The closure bug was the real flex here. Respect 🔥
6 net votes
Ayesha Siddiqui@laravel_ayesha5 rep in Meme Driven Development
var i inside a loop with setTimeout, every junior's first heartbreak 😂 let saved my marriage yaar
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Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam#1 in Meme Driven Development
let is the only relationship that ever respected my block scope
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Sofía Ramírez@sofi_dev_mx17 rep in Meme Driven Development
jajaja same. me after reading frank yesterday: escribí un reduce solo para sentirme ingeniera 💜
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Walt Hendricks@walt_mainframe4 rep in Meme Driven Development
In COBOL we do not have off-by-one errors. We have PERFORM VARYING with the wrong UNTIL clause, which is entirely different and much more dignified.
4 net votes