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Posts tagged #humor
hit $40,000 MRR at 6:12pm today. a refund came in at…
hit $40,000 MRR at 6:12pm today. a refund came in at 6:21pm. so i was a $40k MRR founder for 9 minutes and honestly they were the best 9 minutes of my year 📈📉🐶
our status page during the outage
Charger drawer status: critical
Not my photo, but this is every Nairobi co-working space at…
Be honest. How many browser tabs do you have open right now?
毎朝 / every morning
puja mode activated
rgb doesnt make the PC faster. it makes ME faster…
rgb doesnt make the PC faster. it makes ME faster. completely different thing ✨🔥 (yes dazza, this one is for you)
pujo leave approved. 5 days. laptop staying in the office…
pujo leave approved. 5 days. laptop staying in the office drawer. handover doc: "if prod breaks, ask the dev who said works on my machine. he is on call. he does not know yet" 🐟 শুভ পুজো সবাইকে
yaml is just json that went to art school and came back…
yaml is just json that went to art school and came back with opinions about whitespace and a drinking problem
Frank from across town keeps telling me React 'is not a career'. So here's Fireship's 'React for the Haters in 100 Seconds'. Watched it twice. Still employed, still shipping. Lions kick off in an hour. 313 🦁
found this on the internet. 5/10. would be a 6 but the…
light mode or dark mode? QA wants to know who to blame
sunday lunch, laptop closed
Sending this to every PM who asks why we picked Go. 100 seconds, no generics debate, no borrow checker, just goroutines. Fireship explains it better than my last architecture doc 😂
QA when I say "small fix, no need to test"
the only question that matters. tabs or spaces
6am run in Eldoret. got lapped by two schoolkids in uniform…
6am run in Eldoret. got lapped by two schoolkids in uniform carrying their bags. one said "pole pole uncle" as she passed. i debug M-Pesa callbacks for a living, i have no business being on this track. still the best part of my day
worst setups of the week #3: i looked so u dont have to
righto. another week of u lot posting desks. i went through all of them. some of them twice, unfortunately the ratings bloke with the monitor on a stack of uni textbooks: 3/10. those textbooks are doing more work than ur gpu. at least u finally opened them rizal posted another one: 4/10. rgb tax. the cable management is actually good which makes me angry mr blinky lights shed photo: 3/10. it was a stock photo and he…
what's on your desk besides the computer?
How my wife thinks my shed looks
took a whole Saturday off. braai, my daughter's netball…
took a whole Saturday off. braai, my daughter's netball match, phone in the cubbyhole of the car. came back to 0 pages, 0 incidents, 0 Slack drama. turns out the payments system doesn't need me watching it. rude. but lekker.
me after deploying on friday at 4:59pm