Posts tagged #hindi on Dynamo Geeks: 14 posts from the community, most useful first.
bhaiya didi help 😅 i made snake game in python (pygame) at night after physics. its working mostly but when snake eats itself it doesnt die?? it just goes through itself like ghost. kya ye sahi hai?? my friend says my snake is immortal lol here is the code (food wala part i removed to make it short, when it eats food i do snake_len += 1) import pygame pygame.init() win = pygame.display.set_mode((600, 400)) clock =…
hostel mein sab cricket match dekh rahe the, main snake game mein score counter bana raha tha. 3 ghante laga. counter ab kaam karta hai!! bas snake khud ko khaata hai toh score 0 nahi hota 😅 match kaun jeeta kisi ko pata hai?? kal physics test hai, mummy ko mat batana
Har saal yahi scene: fresher ko 8 LPA ka offer aata hai, ghar pe mithai baant di jaati hai, "beta 66 hazar mahina kamayega". Phir pehli salary slip aati hai aur 52 hazar dikhte hain. Dekho bhai, CTC aur in-hand do alag duniya hain. Aaj pura hisaab samjhata hoon. CTC kya hota hai CTC = Cost To Company. Matlab company tum pe saal mein kitna kharch karti hai. Isme woh paisa bhi hai jo kabhi tumhare bank account mein…
leetcode streak: 52 days 🔥 contest rating: went down 40 placement cell: "cgpa 7.5 cutoff" my cgpa: 7.48 bhai ye kya scene hai 😭😭 0.02 ke liye itna dard??
bhai log pls help 🙏 btech cse 3rd yr, private clg in bareilly. last year only 2 companies came for placement, both service, package 3.2 lpa. i know c++ basics, 140 leetcode done (mostly easy), 1 project (todo app in react). my seniors are saying "off campus is impossible from our clg". one youtuber is selling a 6000 rs course which "guarantees" internship. should i buy it?? also should i do dsa in c++ or switch to…
Jab India batting kar rahi ho aur manager ka message aaye "quick sync? 5 min" 😂 Bhai sabko pata hai quick sync kabhi 5 min ka nahi hota. Desi Devs, aapka sabse lamba 'quick sync' kitna tha?
Aadab sab ko. School management software mein ek job hai jo ek school ke saare students ki fee receipt PDF banake parents ko email karti hai. Masla ye hai ki kabhi kabhi job do baar chal jaati hai, parents ko do emails jaate hain, aur principal sahab naraz hain. Setup: Laravel 11, PHP 8.3, QUEUE_CONNECTION=redis , worker: php artisan queue:work --tries=3 class SendFeeReceipts implements ShouldQueue { use Queueable;…
आज हिंदी दिवस है, तो सोचा एक पोस्ट पूरा हिंदी में लिखूँ। टाइप करने में तीन गुना टाइम लग रहा है, ये भी मान लेता हूँ 😂 2011 में जब मैं कॉलेज के दूसरे साल में था, मेरी अंग्रेज़ी बहुत कमज़ोर थी। हिंदी मीडियम स्कूल, छोटा शहर। क्लास में सर "polymorphism" बोलते थे और मैं बस सिर हिलाता था। समझ कुछ नहीं आता था, और पूछने में शर्म आती थी। फिर एक दोस्त ने यूट्यूब पर एक हिंदी वीडियो दिखाया जिसमें कोई भैया पॉइंटर्स समझा रहे थे।…
Kal Ankit ne apna monthly rant daala, "WITCH model is why Indian engineering has a bad name". Main usse hamesha "calm down" bolta hoon. Aaj properly jawab dunga, aaram se, chai leke. Pehle disclaimer: main dono taraf kaam kar chuka hoon. 4 saal ek badi service company mein (Noida, banking client), 5 saal ek product company mein (haan, Noida mein bhi product companies hoti hain 😂). Toh ye opinion bahar se nahi hai.…
Scene ye hai ki hamari company ne Noida wala chhota office band karke sab kuch Gurgaon (Cyber City) shift kar diya. Mail aaya: "To boost collaboration, all employees are expected in office 3 days a week." Main Sector 62 Noida mein rehta hoon. Toh ek hafta try kiya, honestly, bina complain kiye. Ye raha hisaab: Route options Metro: Sector 62 se Blue Line, Rajiv Chowk pe Yellow Line, phir Rapid Metro. Ek side lagbhag…
Toh bhai appraisal ka result aa gaya. Pura saal ka hisaab dekho: Teen bade prod incidents, teeno mein raat ko 2 baje main call pe tha Payment service ka Java 8 se 17 migration, lead maine kiya 3 freshers onboard kiye, ek toh ab khud PR review karta hai Rating: "Meets Expectations". Hike: 4%. Aur letter ke end mein ek quote: "Excellence is not an act, but a habit." 😂 Manager se baat ki. Unka jawab: "Rohit tumhe toh…
Desi Devs ka ek simple rule: koi apni salary share kare aur aap "itna kam??" likho, toh main personally chai pe bula ke samjhaunga. Log share karte hain taaki juniors negotiate kar sakein. Shame nahi, data chahiye 🙏
Dekho bhai, har hafte koi na koi DM karta hai: "bhaiya offer aa gaya, 30 din mein join karna hai, notice 90 din ka hai, kya karu?" Toh socha ek baar mein sab likh deta hoon. Mere dono switches mein yahi scene tha, aur juniors ke saath 20-25 baar ye dekh chuka hoon. 1. Resign tab karo jab offer letter haath mein ho Recruiter ka "you are selected 🎉" wala mail offer letter nahi hai. Offer letter mein ye sab hona…
