release notes v4.2.1 - fixed a bug where the app worked…
Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam
release notes v4.2.1 - fixed a bug where the app worked - improved performance by deleting the feature that was slow - the button is now 2px to the left - known issues: yes
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Sign in to commentAyesha Siddiqui@laravel_ayesha
"improved performance by deleting the feature" yaar this is literally how my agency closes tickets on a Friday 😂
Karthikeyan S@karthik_embedded
Our firmware version: fixed bug where pump worked. Field team called it a safety feature only.
Karl Lindqvist@kernel_karl
You forgot "various bug fixes and improvements", which is what we write when we do not remember what we changed.
Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam
that line has been in every app store update since 2014 and nobody has ever been held accountable
Sofía Ramírez@sofi_dev_mx
known issues: yes 😅 lo voy a usar en mi próximo release, mi PM se va a infartar
Peter Hughes@amiga_pete
In 1991 our release notes were a photocopied page that said DO NOT USE DRIVE B. Nothing has changed except the font.
Graham Whitfield@greybeard_graham
Our release notes in 1994 were written by whoever lost the coin toss. They were mostly apologies. Cheers, G.