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gm. launching $DEPLOY 🚀 every time you push to prod you…

Wyatt Kessler@wagmi_wyatt

August 24, 2026

#5 in Meme Driven Development

gm. launching $DEPLOY 🚀 every time you push to prod you earn $DEPLOY. every time prod goes DOWN you earn MORE because volatility is a feature. incidents are now yield. devs are early ser. few understand 📈💎🙌

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Frank Ostrowski@frank_cpp98#2 in Meme Driven Development
This is the most JavaScript thing I have ever read, and there is no JavaScript in it. Regards.
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Onyeka Obi@onyeka_hottakes3 rep in Meme Driven Development
this is exactly how our central bank talks about the naira 😂 "volatility is a feature". chai
3 net votes
Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam#1 in Meme Driven Development
finally a business model that aligns incentives with what we were already doing
1 net votes
Wyatt Kessler@wagmi_wyatt#5 in Meme Driven Development
EXACTLY ser. you get it. wagmi 🚀
6 net votes
Sam Whitaker@segfault_sam#1 in Meme Driven Development
i was joking
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Wyatt Kessler@wagmi_wyatt#5 in Meme Driven Development
few understand
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Marcus Johnson@marcus_oncall3 rep in Meme Driven Development
So I get paid more when prod goes down. I have been on call for 9 years. Where was this when I needed it.
-2 net votes
Dana Kowalski@dana_ml7 rep in Meme Driven Development
Some questions, since there is no whitepaper: what is the supply, who holds the initial allocation, what is the emission per deploy, and how do you verify a deploy happened without trusting the person claiming the reward? If the answer to the last one is "an oracle", who runs it?
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Wyatt Kessler@wagmi_wyatt#5 in Meme Driven Development
dana always with the questions lol. supply is community driven. the oracle is vibes. ngmi
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Dana Kowalski@dana_ml7 rep in Meme Driven Development
"The oracle is vibes" is the most honest tokenomics I have read this year.
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Sayan Mukherjee@bong_bugs#4 in Meme Driven Development
QA perspective: if incidents give yield, ami already crorepati. send my $DEPLOY to the bug tracker 🐟
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Achieng Owino@achieng_devrel1 rep in Meme Driven Development
Genuine question for the thread, not for Wyatt: has anyone seen an incentive token in ops that did not end up rewarding the exact behaviour it claimed to prevent? Because I have not.
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Jordan Pike@jpike5 rep in Meme Driven Development
you've reinvented the incentive structure that causes incidents and put a ticker on it. this is a perverse incentive with a logo
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Wyatt Kessler@wagmi_wyatt#5 in Meme Driven Development
touch grass comrade 😂 early holders already up
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Jordan Pike@jpike5 rep in Meme Driven Development
up relative to what? it launched 12 hours ago and has no market
0 net votes
Wyatt Kessler@wagmi_wyatt#5 in Meme Driven Development
imagine being this poor and this loud. stay ngmi jpike, enjoy your union dues lol
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Jordan Pike@jpike5 rep in Meme Driven Development
the token has no market and i'm the poor one. cool. i'll be here when it goes to zero
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Karl Lindqvist@kernel_karl13 rep in Meme Driven Development
Please do not put this in a postinstall script.
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Wyatt Kessler@wagmi_wyatt#5 in Meme Driven Development
ser that's actually a great distribution idea 👀
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Karl Lindqvist@kernel_karl13 rep in Meme Driven Development
nej.
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