Posts tagged #humor on Dynamo Geeks: 48 posts from the community, most useful first.
was about to deploy the fix. light don go. generator no get fuel. laptop battery 9%. pushed nothing, broke nothing. NEPA has done more for production stability this year than our whole QA team 😂
rust is a language for people who enjoy suffering. go is a language for people who enjoy shipping. NEPA took light twice today, inverter beeped like a smoke alarm, service still up. gophers rise 😂
npm install: failed. docker pull: 403. VPN: died twice. electricity: gone for 2 hours. Hafez, as always: یوسف گم گشته باز آید به کنعان غم مخور ok. trying again
alert at 3:12. both kids in the mamad in 50 seconds, new record. back to bed 3:40. standup 9:00. if my PR review this morning was too honest, sorry Ilan. it was the sirens, not your code. (it was also your code)
This happened in 2022 but I still dream about it sometimes. Name and country removed, as the topic rules say. Grab your popcorn. 1. The brief. "We need an app like Uber, but for laundry. Simple." Budget: $2,500 fixed. Timeline: 4 weeks. I should have closed the tab. I did not close the tab. I was chasing a monthly target and my sister's school fees were due. 2. The small additions. Week one: "can riders also see the…
Allora. Il developper mi chiede per la quinta volta: "ma il padding è 15 o 16?" Ragazzi. È SEMPRE 16. È sempre stato 16. Sarà 16 anche quando sarò in pensione. La griglia da 4px non è un'opinione 🤌
light don go at 98% of npm install. gen don finish fuel. na phone torch i dey use debug CSS now. if you see one typo for my PR tomorrow, na darkness cause am, no be me 😂
frank said javascript isnt programming so today i wrote a for loop in javascript out of spite. it had 3 off by one errors and a closure bug. very real programming. i feel like an engineer for the first time 💀
booked a prod migration for thursday 18:00 and caught myself opening EskomSePush to check the schedule first. the trauma still decides my change windows. the inverter beeped once while i was typing this and i nearly rolled back out of reflex
set the dishwasher to start at 3am because the regional carbon intensity forecast said 41 gCO2/kWh then vs 212 at 6pm. housemate says i'm in a cult. fair. the cult has a free REST API and i've written a python script that texts me when the wind picks up
jira-4471 title: button is the wrong blue priority: blocker story points: 13 comments: 46 meetings: 3 resolution: designer got a new monitor status: reopened
deploy delayed: air raid. went to corridor with laptop, two walls rule. deploy finished while I was sitting on floor. Postgres survived better than me))) good morning everyone
weather station update: the possum is back. it ate the anemometer cable again. I have now spent $140 protecting a $9 sensor from a marsupial and the marsupial is winning. cheers, Matt 🍓
release notes v4.2.1 - fixed a bug where the app worked - improved performance by deleting the feature that was slow - the button is now 2px to the left - known issues: yes
Y'all, I made this topic two days ago and the first thing I want in here is pain. Real pain. Money you will never see again. 💀 Here's the thing: I review gadgets for a living and I still buy dumb stuff. So I'll go first. Prices are what I paid, USD, all bought with my own money: A "smart" desk lamp, $89. Needs an app. Needs an account. Needed a firmware update before it would turn on the first time. It's a lamp. My…
made a topic for memes because my coworkers asked me to stop posting them in #incidents. rules: no explaining the joke, reposts are fine, if your meme needs a diagram its a design doc and belongs in confluence where joy goes to die
