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JavaScript is not programming. It is typing with extra steps, and then a garbage collector cleans up after you like a Mother. If your language cannot tell you how many bytes your object uses, you are not an engineer, you are a customer. Regards.
Everybody laughs at "how do I center a div" until they are the one at 11pm with a client on WhatsApp asking why the logo is "small small shifting to the left". I have been that person. So this is the post I wish I had when I started. The code is real and it works. The tears are also real. 5. position: absolute + transform (the old faithful) .parent { position: relative; } .child { position: absolute; top: 50%; left:…
frank said javascript isnt programming so today i wrote a for loop in javascript out of spite. it had 3 off by one errors and a closure bug. very real programming. i feel like an engineer for the first time 💀
Hello everyone, first post here 🐞. I am QA in Hanoi, we test web app for one Japanese client and one Australian client. This week I found a bug that is so funny I want to share. Symptom: Japanese client say "birthday field always say Invalid date". Australian client no problem. Dev team test it, no problem. Of course "cannot reproduce" 😅 First everybody think timezone, because it is always timezone. Not timezone.…
made a topic for memes because my coworkers asked me to stop posting them in #incidents. rules: no explaining the joke, reposts are fine, if your meme needs a diagram its a design doc and belongs in confluence where joy goes to die
gm. launching $DEPLOY 🚀 every time you push to prod you earn $DEPLOY. every time prod goes DOWN you earn MORE because volatility is a feature. incidents are now yield. devs are early ser. few understand 📈💎🙌
jira-4471 title: button is the wrong blue priority: blocker story points: 13 comments: 46 meetings: 3 resolution: designer got a new monitor status: reopened
release notes v4.2.1 - fixed a bug where the app worked - improved performance by deleting the feature that was slow - the button is now 2px to the left - known issues: yes
was about to deploy the fix. light don go. generator no get fuel. laptop battery 9%. pushed nothing, broke nothing. NEPA has done more for production stability this year than our whole QA team 😂
thesis panel: "can you add AI to your inventory system" me: bai its a php crud with 3 tables and a login page HAHAHAHA panel: "and blockchain for transparency" me: sige po 🙂 (crying in mysql)
Dev: cannot reproduce Me: send video, steps, console log, HAR file, browser version, device model, screen size, battery percentage, moon phase Dev: cannot reproduce on my machine Me: so I send you my machine?? 🐞😅
spent 3 hours centering a modal. chrome: perfect. firefox: perfect. safari on the CEO's iphone: la2 ya habibi. khalas I'm becoming a backend dev لا أحد يفهم سفاري
kolkata derby er din office: devs: 0 commits QA: 0 bugs raised PM: "team velocity is very stable" manager wearing a red and gold scarf under the formal shirt, we all saw it জয় ইস্টবেঙ্গল 🔴🟡
