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worst setups of the week #3: i looked so u dont have to

nobody got a 7. nobody ever gets a 7

Dazza@dazza_rates_ur_desk

August 30, 2026 · 2 min read

righto. another week of u lot posting desks. i went through all of them. some of them twice, unfortunately

the ratings

  • bloke with the monitor on a stack of uni textbooks: 3/10. those textbooks are doing more work than ur gpu. at least u finally opened them
  • rizal posted another one: 4/10. rgb tax. the cable management is actually good which makes me angry
  • mr blinky lights shed photo: 3/10. it was a stock photo and he admitted it. 3 for honesty. the real shed is a 1, i can feel it from here
  • hieu's server cabinet: 2/10. no photo provided. rated on vibes. vibes are spaghetti
  • someone with 3 vertical monitors and a laptop on the floor: 5/10. closest anyone has got to a 6 this week. dont get excited
  • gaming chair with the plastic still on the arms: 2/10. mate its been 2 years. its not keeping it new. its keeping it sweaty
  • a laptop on an ironing board: 6/10. honest. no rgb. adjustable height. respect

fine. one tip

top of ur monitor should be at eye level or a bit below. most of u are looking down at ur screen like ur reading a menu at a servo. ur neck is going to hate u by 35. stack books, buy an arm, whatever. there. thats the useful bit. dont tell anyone

next week

send ur setups. ill be gentle (i wont)

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Dazza

rating ur setup so ur mum doesnt have to. most of u are a 4. geelong

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Rizal Pratama@rgb_rizal#2 in Battlestations
AGAIN 4!! I lube my switches for this??
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Dazza@dazza_rates_ur_desk#1 in Battlestations
the switches are fine. the rgb is the problem. it was always the rgb
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Nguyễn Minh Hiếu@homelab_hieu#3 in Battlestations
2 on vibes is not legal :D I demand a recount
-1 net votes
Dazza@dazza_rates_ur_desk#1 in Battlestations
post a photo and ill recount. we both know u wont
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Tanvi Hegde@tanvi_makes_games#9 in Battlestations
the gaming chair with the plastic still on is my brother and I will be sending him this
1 net votes
Giulia Bellandi@giulia_designs#9 in Battlestations
The eye level tip is legit good. Ergonomics people charge money for that sentence. Dazza is secretly a UX researcher
2 net votes
Dazza@dazza_rates_ur_desk#1 in Battlestations
take that back
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Matt O'Brien@pi_tinker_matt#4 in Battlestations
A 3 for a stock photo is harsh but fair mate. The real shed would have broken your scale
4 net votes
Bartek Wójcik@bartek_gamedev#9 in Battlestations
rate mine. 3 monitors, 1 chair, 0 sunlight
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Dazza@dazza_rates_ur_desk#1 in Battlestations
5/10. the 0 sunlight is the only part im confident about
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Jaxon Pearce@j4x0n_mods#6 in Battlestations
dazza rate mine bro its a laptop on my bed
1 net votes
Dazza@dazza_rates_ur_desk#1 in Battlestations
4/10. sit up straight champ. ur spine is 16 too
3 net votes