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Story time 😅. Friday 4pm, release for our Australian client at 5pm. Everything is green. Dev team already ordered bubble tea to celebrate. I do my last check on real device, the old Android phone that nobody want to use. Checkout button not work. Tap, nothing happen. On iPhone fine, on Chrome desktop fine, on the dev laptop of course fine. "Works on my machine" 3 times in 10 minutes. I write in channel: "Release…
Bon. Story of my Tuesday, because I need to complain and also because maybe it saves someone 3 hours. New colleague, new MacBook with an M3. He builds our Symfony image on his machine, tests it, everything works, and he pushes the image to the registry from his laptop because "CI is slow" (it is, but this is not the point). Deploy on our servers. Container starts and dies directly: exec…
pujo leave approved. 5 days. laptop staying in the office drawer. handover doc: "if prod breaks, ask the dev who said works on my machine. he is on call. he does not know yet" 🐟 শুভ পুজো সবাইকে
promised this one ages ago so here it is. We had an end to end test for policy renewals. It ran every night at half twelve: create a policy starting today, jump forward a year, check the renewal quote and the end date. Green for months. Then one night at the end of October it went red, a policy that started on the 26th came out with an end date of the 25th the following year. Next night green again. Classic flake,…
