Docker was supposed to kill "works on my machine". Now it works on my container.
Bon. Story of my Tuesday, because I need to complain and also because maybe it saves someone 3 hours. New colleague, new MacBook with an M3. He builds our Symfony image on his machine, tests it, everything works, and he pushes the image to the registry from his laptop because "CI is slow" (it is, but this is not the point). Deploy on our servers. Container starts and dies directly: exec…