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the issue says "doesnt work". no version, no OS, no…

Karl Lindqvist@kernel_karl

October 6, 2026

the issue says "doesnt work". no version, no OS, no reproducer, no error, no what you expected. CONTRIBUTING.md asks for all five and it is 40 lines long. I will answer the next issue that reads it before I answer the ten that did not. nej.

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Siobhan O'Rourke@siobhan_tests1 rep in Open Source Drama
as a tester this is my entire life. "it broke" is not a bug report it is a mood. steps, expected, actual, environment. four lines. nobody writes the four lines.
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Marcus Johnson@marcus_oncall1 rep in Open Source Drama
DOESNT WORK is the three most expensive words in software, every incident i have ever been paged for started as doesnt work and ended three hours later as "oh it was DNS"
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Karl Lindqvist@kernel_karl#1 in Open Source Drama
It is always DNS or it is always the one field they did not mention. The reproducer is not bureaucracy, it is the respect of not making me guess your machine from Sweden.
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Faizan Qureshi@faizan_php1 rep in Open Source Drama
guilty, i opened a "not working" issue once on a library and the maintainer sent me the contributing link and i was offended for about 10 minutes and then realised i had given them literally nothing 😭
5 net votes